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Welcome to the inaugural "Gross Celebrity News" article! The subject of today's posting is none other than Joe Rogan of "Fear Factor" fame.

Joe was apparently finishing up some business in the bathroom when he discovered a new friend in the form of a hemorrhoid on his butt. He describes the discovery in some detail on his Web site at http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=45208.

At press time, Rogan had neither named his hemorrhoid, nor had he decided on a treatment option. Good luck with things, Joe!

P.S. Remember, "Fear is not a Factor!"